"it" just moved
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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