I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I would fuck him just for his dog
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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