Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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