Do you still have your period?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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