What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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