apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
