ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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