Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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