So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I would fuck him just for his dog
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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