she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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