Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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