we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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