you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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