i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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