Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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