Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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