Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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