i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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