doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
barbara walters just said penis...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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