Yo dont text me then not text me
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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