its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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