I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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