Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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