Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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