Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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