You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just puked most of my soul out..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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