FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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