YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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