you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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