She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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