I bet he comes in French.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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