why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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