he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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