i may or may not be watching the land before time
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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