"it" just moved
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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