Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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