All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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