I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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