GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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