It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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