so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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