Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
