How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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