his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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