I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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