Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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