New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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