If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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