Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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