? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
We are all done wearing pants today
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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