Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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