We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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