NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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