butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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