tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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