Its about making memories worth repressing
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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