I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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